“Do not”-ok Ausztráliából

Az ausztrálok jó fejek. Irtóan barátságosak és nagyon lazák. Ennek
ellenére időnként meglepően szigorúak, rend és fegyelem van.
1. Mindig minden pontosan érkezik, kezdődik el és fejeződik be.
2. A
környezetüket nem szemetelik tele, hanem szépen hurcolják magukkal
hazáig.
3. Midenféle tiltótáblákat helyeznek el különböző
helyeken, amelyeken néha teljesen váratlan és képtelen dolgokat
tiltanak meg. Íme néhány példa:


"Utasokat kirakni csak a járdaszegélynél"

(Az út közepén szigorúan tilos!)


"Látogatóknak és helyi lakosoknak kéretik az alábbi megszorításokat betartani. Együttműködéssel elkerülhető a büntetőeljárás szükségessége.'
(Nekem a legjobban a pálmafa alatt ülő muki tetszik, akinek éppen fejére esik a kókuszdió.)


"Óvatosan! Tartsd távol magad!"
(Még szerencse, hogy csak ilyen törpék őrködnek, tőlük nem ijedünk meg!)


"A hajón alkoholt fogyasztani tilos!"
(Szegény tengerészek, a felfedező ősapák forognak a sírjukban!)


"Tilos:
- engedély nélküli autóval behajtani és parkolni
- gördeszkázni, in-line korcsolyázni és görkorcsolyázni
- alkoholt fogyasztani illetve alkoholt behozni erre a területre
- campingezni és itt éjszakázni
- tüzet gyújtani
- a galambokat etetni
- szemetelni
- árukat és szolgáltatásokat eladni
- bármi egyéb cselekvés ami kárt okozhat a területben vagy másoknak kellemetlenséget okozhat
Maximum büntetés: 550 AUD"

(Egyrészt a téren nyüzsögtek a kiülős bárok, ahol leginkább jéghideg sör fogyott. Vagy az nem alkohol? Egyébként meg ki a fene akarna egy lebetonozott téren tüzet gyújtani? És különben is mivel? Arra meg lehet találgatni, hogy vajon milyen szolgáltatásokat nem lehet a téren árusítani!)

"A halakat és a teknősöket etetni tilos"
(Ez teljesen korrekt, a természet és az élőlények védelmére láthatóan mindenhol odafigyelnek.)

Ebből az alsó kettő az érdekes: "tilos golfozni és kempingezni". Egy fákkal teli, aprócska, vízparti parkban találtuk ezt a táblát. Kíváncsi lennék, hogy azért került-e ki a "golfozni tilos", mert vajon valaki megpróbálta?

"Ne rakd fel a lábad a székre. Dohányzás és rágózás ezen a hajón nem megengedett."
(És jobb ha mindezeket nem teszed, mert minden lépésedet videókamera figyeli!)

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