Abszurd? Ingatlanos tények olaszból

Történt egy szép napon, hogy hosszas vajúdás után ebéd után kitaláltam, mi lenne ha vennék végre magamnak egy lakást, sokkal kevesebbe kerülne, mint albérletezni. Egyszerűnek nem
gondoltam a történetet, de mint általában, az élet egyes kérdésekben most is meghaladta legmerészebb fantáziáimat. Hoppá.

Oké: A kész, új lakásra lakhatási engedélyt kell kérni az önkormányzatnál.

Hoppá: Erre az önkormányzat kiküld valakit ellenőrizni három hónapon belül, vagy három hónap elteltével AUTOMATIKUSAN megkapja a bármilyen jellegű építmény a kért engedélyt anélkül hogy bárki látta volna.

Oké: Az adás-vételnek közjegyző jelenlétében kell történnie.

Hoppá: Akinek a juttatása és a hozzáadott mindenféle adók elég durva összeget tesznek ki, de az ingatlan értékétől függetlenül biztos 1200Eurón felül. Cserébe a közjegyző SEMMIT nem ellenőriz, csak a jelenlévők személyazonosságát. Az összes egyéb ingatlannal kapcsolatos papír valódiságát az értékbecslő vizsgálja, párszáz euróért.

Hoppá: Ezek után mondjuk kevésbé meglepő, hogy a bankhitel megítélésekor is ugyanez a ceremónia zajlik, ugyanezekért az összegekért, ahol szintén az értékbecslő igazolja, hogy az ingatlan létezik, stb.

Megj.: Ez az egész elég veszélyes, mert ha valaki olyan lakást vásárol hitelre ami nem létezik, vagy jogilag nem lett volna eladható, évekig pereskedhet a pénzéért, közben meg persze fizetheti a hitelt. Ez mondjuk mindenütt így van, tehát ellenőrzés, ellenőrzés, ellenőrzés.

Oké: Ha az ember új lakásba költözik, azt be kell jelentenie a helyi önkormányzatnál és csinálnak neki szép új dokumentumokat az új címmel.

Hoppá: Pár napon belül kopogtatnak a lakásajtón a körzeti zsaruk, megérdeklődik a kedves nevünket, szétnéznek jobbra-balra, hogy valóban él-e bárki az ingatlanban, elkérik adás-vételis vagy bérleti szerződéses papírkáinkat, megkérdezik a portást és a szomszédokat is esetleg. Ha nem találják otthon az új lakót, hagynak cetlit és vagy kijönnek mégegyszer, vagy személyesen be kell fáradni adategyeztetésre és pofavizitre. Csend, rend, fegyelem.

 

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