Találó vicc az olaszokról

Kiskacsa úszik a tavon és sír. Odamegy hozzá a krokodil és megkérdi:
- Miért sírsz kiskacsa?
- Mert nem tudom ki vagyok és mi vagyok…
- Ó, hát ez egyszerű: sárga csőr, sárga tollak, úszóhártya – kacsa vagy!
- Szupi! Kacsa vagyok! – örül a kiskacsa – És te mi vagy?
- Találd ki! – mondja a krokodil
- Hmm, hosszú farok, rövid lábak, nagy száj, bőrdzseki …. Olasz vagy?

 

(Köszi, Sutyi!)

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